No longer funny

Libertarianism used to be a somewhat amusing fringe philosophy, but now it’s clear that it is a gateway drug to more seriously fucked-up political tendencies, which now have gained a measure of political ascendency.

So I apologize for treating these people as clowns, when the threat they posed was as serious as cancer and should have been attacked like cancer. Now it’s metastasized.

Help the World’s Poorest by Harvesting Their Organs

is the title of this supremely trolly article by one James D. Miller, a libertarian previously seen advocating for systematic government torture, which apparently didn’t get him enough attention.

This kind of thing is the political philosophy equivalent of the carnival geeks who would entertain the crowds by biting the heads off of live chickens and performing other kind of degradation.

 

Nightmare Alley

“I have never dismembered a goat in my life”, libertarian candidate claims unconvincingly

Adrian Wyllie, chairman of Florida’s Libertarian Party, resigned his post Thursday to protest the party’s U.S. Senate candidate, accusing the rival of supporting eugenics and for being expelled from a cult group for “sadistically dismembering a goat in a ritualistic sacrifice.”

The Senate candidate, who goes by the adopted name Augustus Sol Invictus, counter-accused Wyllie of spreading “half-truths and lies” for political gain.

[update: called it.]

“I did sacrifice a goat. I know that’s probably a quibble in the mind of most Americans,” he said. “I sacrificed an animal to the god of the wilderness. … Yes, I drank the goat’s blood.”